My Vagina Poosey Split :glad:

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    fantabulous
     
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    :umm: they are all split
     
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    Cash Matchine
     
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    Wha?
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    she's a prostitute now, right?
     
  8. Lou Loomis

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    Rappin' Granny ?????????? :eek:
     
  9. Gitfiddle

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    I think she's trying to get into the EDM scene.
     
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    Racial tensions flare. :emperor:
     
  11. Gomez

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    I almost banged a 58 yr old :facepalm:
     
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    Whoa. I'm not there yet. There are some 48 yr olds I can see myself banging but I'm not there yet on anyone older... except random old celebrities that have magically stayed hot.

    One year @ The Masters, the lady who rented us our house had to be in her mid 60s but she was rich as fuck and kept herself up really nicely. It was a mindfuck how "hot" she was.... She must have been a beauty queen in her youth and you could still see it. A legit GILF...
     
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    Benjamin Franklin wrote:

    "Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."

    I think what he's trying to say is even if a chick's face is old and wrinkled and her tits are saggy, her pussy and ass will still hold up. Put a basket over her head and bend her over and fuck her goddamnit.
     
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    Those were the sum of the last days of HaHa's on the Stern Show
     
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    There were a coupla more Ha's after that, but not many :coffee:
    Thankfully I bailed on the Show soon thereafter
     
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    I lasted thru most of 2010.
    Seems like a lifetime ago now.
     
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    I recently got SiriusXM again..for the music..but on ch. 41 there's the Jason Ellis show ..pretty good ..me likey.
     
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    http://mixlr.com/channel-1138/ :whistle:
     
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