My White Neighbors

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  1. Blackie

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    are always staring at me while I'm mowin my lawn. I'm always seeing them peeking through their shades like I'm blind or some shit. What they plottin in there? :chair:

    Then, they let their little 6 year old yell shit at me when I'm tryin to grill. I'ma start keepin his lil punk ass G.I. Joes and shit that he throws in my yard, and start chargin a dollar for each toy he gets back. I'ma be one of them mufucka's. :grouch:
     
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    it is always disappointing when the first colored moves in the neighborhood :depressed:
     
  3. Blackie

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    I'm one of the good ones tho. you can trust to leave your doors unlocked around me. I'll stare at your wife's titties tho.
     
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    the first ones always thing they are "one of the good ones." You arent
     
  5. Blackie

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    that's just turrible
     
  6. Blackie

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    but possibly true :GL:
     
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    Human pain. :emperor:
     
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    blacks love to BBQ in the front yard.
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    they are just in shock that it's not a Mexican mowing the lawn...give them time to adjust.
     
  10. Blackie

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    I know I do, shit. my motto is, grill to attract passerby's. I should put some turkey burgers on later to attract the white women joggers...
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    Make sure they are organic :grad:
     
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    :grad: stop being black would help
     
  13. Blackie

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    :jj:
     
  14. Blackie

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    easier said than done. I do own a Taylor Swift album tho. not ashamed of it either :cig:
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Why do black people eat money??? There is a ton of pics on google of this....[​IMG]
     
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    You're neighbors sound like white trash. There's no fixing that. Just keep doing what you are doing and fuck them.
     
  18. Blackie

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    I usually eat pork, I'm as confused. :scratch:
     
  19. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    Street cred down the toilet..or are black people still feeling guilty about the whole Kanye incident?? :c
     
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    niggas gotta eat