my wife almost caught me jeking off

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    she got home 2 mins after i finished :facepalm:
     
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    That sucks. Shoulda waited and made love to her
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    hi porn buddy! i gave you a shout out on my latest nerd call
     
  5. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    Thanks for mine :cheer:
     
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    :facepalm:
     
  7. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    did you remember to remove the belt from around your neck?
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    i will post the scene i busted too
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    ChuckZ My life is one big lazy day

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    same those scenes for zeit
     
  11. BearShit

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    haven't you learned yet. Someone will alert you
     
  12. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Baller mike.... Why no shout out for me?

    No shine mention :nocheer:
     
  13. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Where were the kids, Mike?
     
  14. BearShit

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    Me either :bigcry:
     
  15. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    like the scene scat?
     
  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    so did you "close" the deal?
     
  17. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    yes i did!
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    :hhh:
     
  19. BearShit

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    Mike you didn't mention me in your call.

    I listened carefully
     
  20. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    sleeping