My wife and I are at war

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    It's kind of a cold war.

    She always puts the toilet paper on so it unrolls from the back. 100% of the time.

    I always change it so it rolls over the top. 100% of the time.

    This has been going on for years yet we have never spoken of it. She never changes it back after I correct it.

    She's not the kind of person to do it as a prank. I'm expecting her to blurt out that she wants a divorce some day and cite that as one of the reasons. I always think about discussing it with her but now it's gone on so long I want to see how it plays out.:udance:

    Yes, this is how exciting my life is right now

    Any amateur physiologists on board?
     
  2. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Cover the toilet underneath the seat with saran wrap
     
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  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Give up now, Gwart- this is a war you cannot hope to win.
     
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  4. gilaet

    gilaet Big Time Operator Staff Member

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  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Gwart is correct and his wife is at fault in this matter.
     
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  6. Montanalogger

    Montanalogger Active Member

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    wipe your ass with her face the next time she does it. gridman's saran wrap trick would be pretty funny as well.
     
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  7. NipplesAndToes23

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    She's probably fucking some other dude who unrolls the toilet paper the way she does. Cunts are vindictive like that.
     
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  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Exact same situation here... makes no sense, dispensing from the back. No sense at all.
     
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  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Hey, who's talking about sex?
     
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  10. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Take it out of the holder, set the roll on the edge of the sink- you both win!
     
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  11. pheelios

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    Replace the toilet with one of these as a compromise and see how she likes them dingleberries.

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  12. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Savages... pooping savages
     
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  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Where do they keep their magazines?
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    What do you think they wipe with?
     
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    You mean the toilet paper?
     
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    Whoa o_O
     
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    the hand they touch their women with
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Give her this so she will never forget her place again.[​IMG]
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Ah, the good old days. I'm not sure about rule #3 though.