my wife and kids are gone for a week

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. Shine

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    which one of you women is coming over to service me?:cheer:
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    remember to switch hands occasionally..don't want to develop carpal tunnel!
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Okay, I'll do it. Unzip please and get me a towel STAT!!!!!!!!!
     
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    zOMG mine too. 2 weeks. :c
     
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    Shine and I traded wives.
     
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    ketchup


    :pissedoff:
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Zeit is on his way
     
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    Exactly. :nono:


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    Did she take her credit cards with her? :c
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    You still off the nicotine gum, Jewfro?
     
  15. Shine

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    no trade backs :owned:
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Is your wife in dc yet :c
     
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    Yas :c
     
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    :wtf:
     
  19. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    She dropped the kids off at the inlaws:c
     
  20. Shine

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    inlaws are both dead :owned: