My Wife And Kids Are Gone For Two Weeks......

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Atomic Wedgie, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    ....and so far I've scrubbed all three bathrooms so they are spotless, organized the pantry, watched "Priscilla Queen Of The Desert", cut back all of the hedges, and cleaned the pool and hot tub. Fuck my life.

    Oh....and England lost to those grease balls from Italy.:facepalm:
     
  2. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    3 bathrooms, pool, and hot tub? Sounds like you're doing alright.
     
  3. wetback

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    hit the trails :woot:
     
  4. Atomic Wedgie

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    I rode Whiting Ranch last night.:cheer:
     
  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Keep the 3rd world trash on your team to a minimum like the Italians do. :owned:


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  6. Popeye Saavedra

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    Damn your wife trained you well.
     
  7. wetback

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    fuck yeah! :lo5:
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    dude seriously? don't let this opportunity go to waste, you can finally watch porn with the sound on!
     
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  9. Atomic Wedgie

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    BRB:cheer2:
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

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    That's what headphones are for. :jj:
     
  11. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    it's just not the same, damnit! plus, depending on your situation, headphones make it impossible to make sure YOU'RE not making too much noise :jerk::c
     
  12. wetback

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    Booze Bikes and Bitches :cheer2:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    :gayhand:
     
  14. Reggae Mistress

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    A man after my own heart. As soon as they leave, the whole house gets cleaned and organized. I love it. Have a great 'vacation'!
     
  15. DeniedWings

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    Painful to watch. Terribly embarassing and cowardly performance.
    Fortunately those dagos dont have a chance in hell against Germany:)
     
  16. Atomic Wedgie

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    Can't believe how lethargic England looked....and Germany looks unstoppable.
     
  17. k4D3t

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    when the family is gone, it's a good time to repair dents in walls and touch up the paint -- that's what i'll be doing next week :cheer:
     
  18. Atomic Wedgie

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    I'm gonna start remodeling the master bath tonight.....I'll order some hookers later in the week.
     
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  20. MatthewT

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    on penalty kicks :giggle:

    as usual :giggle: