My wife bought a dyson off qvc today

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Whyzz that funny?
     
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    Cuz this thread sucks. Oh snap!
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    See, now thatzz funny...
     
  5. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Hilarious, mike. real hilarious.
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    fuck oreck
     
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    Vacuum Wars, set trippin'!
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  8. Danas Boyfrien

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    WTF, Mike. Scoopy could have gotten you a deal with no shipping and handling!!!! :tadah:
     
  9. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    You're going to need one of those robot sweepers once they amputate your feet.
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    we got it :hhh:
     
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    This thread doesn't have legs.
     
  12. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    :nojj:
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    gay sex
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Desires that do not go away with poorly regulated blood sugar levels, Alex.
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Dysons are everywhere. Did you check around to see if anyone locally had a better deal? What if the fucker goes bad, you going to send it back to QVC?
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    hmmmmmm
     
  17. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Pretty soon Mike won't either.
     
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    Worst thread ever
     
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    Cool story bro. :up:
     
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    What happened? Did you wear the old one out?
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