Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Aug 16, 2015.
With the Carpet company Spent 1200 on two rooms
Wait until she's sound asleep and shoot chicken-fat ropes in her ear.
They all did her & charged you for it?
She'll hear him coming!
Hi Mike I am Mike
Fuck carpet. Why didn't she get bamboo or something similar? Carpet is gross.
Did she order a Big Black Carpet?
they layed her carpet
they seemed her carpet
heavy people wear out carpet faster
sell more cars wideneck
matches her drapes
they stretched her carpet
i'll never have carpet again.
the filth that lurks there
wife wanted it
Mike's wifey made him lick reggie jizz off her carpet.
well, it does hide the dust bunnies