My wife cucked me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Aug 16, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    With the Carpet company Spent 1200 on two rooms :nocheer:
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Wait until she's sound asleep and shoot chicken-fat ropes in her ear.
     
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    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    They all did her & charged you for it? :eek:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    She'll hear him coming! :c
     
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  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Hi Mike I am Mike
     
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    Fuck carpet. Why didn't she get bamboo or something similar? Carpet is gross.
     
  8. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Did she order a Big Black Carpet?
     
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    they layed her carpet :giggle:
     
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    they seemed her carpet :giggle:
     
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    heavy people wear out carpet faster :dontknow:
     
  12. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Its gray
     
  13. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    sell more cars wideneck
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    mmmm bella

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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    matches her drapes :giggle:
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    they stretched her carpet :giggle:
     
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    i'll never have carpet again.
    the filth that lurks there :bug:
     
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  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    wife wanted it
     
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    Mike's wifey made him lick reggie jizz off her carpet. :lol:
     
  20. geo

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    well, it does hide the dust bunnies
     
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