My wife doesn't let me date

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by TallTyrion, May 21, 2013.

  1. TallTyrion

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    In response to the message I got from Schmoopy.

    Hi everyone. I'm more than a half man.
     
  2. Oderus

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    the fuck?
     
  3. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    are you really tall?
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Who the fuck is THIS faggot
     
  5. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    marriage has really cut into my dating. no one told me it would be like this.
     
  6. TallTyrion

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    I'm 6'7" is that tall enough to be more than a half man?
     
  7. Oderus

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    Wow. Can they really stack shit that high?
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I accidentally gave him pos rep instead of neg.:eek:
     
  11. Oderus

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    lol
     
  12. TallTyrion

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    Exactly.....I'm here and yes, poop really does stack this high.
     
  13. Oderus

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    He called the shit "poop" :backlol:
     
  14. VarmintSam

    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Hi Schmoopy shit mult #28
     
  15. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    What I really meant was I think Schmoopy accidentally gave him + reps.
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    What message?
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    This guy is saying he looks like a full sized Peter Dinklage? He's the hottest guy we've ever had up here.
     
  18. TallTyrion

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    I never said I looked like Dinklage. I look like Tyrion Lannister after the nosejob.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    So you look like Dinklage, but not the guy he plays.
     
  20. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    You had to get rid of the pig nostrils, too?