My wife farted in front of me for the time yesterday..

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  1. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    Wrong forum.
     
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    Asshat Well-Known Member

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    Nice work genius.
     
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    Death Smack Active Member

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    Well since you stayed it must be true love :)
     
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    mattzane227 Active Member

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    My ex used to do that. It was okay unless she did it naked. That creeped me out for some reason.
     
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    John Member VIP

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    Must've taken a while for you to be ok with her sitting on your face again.
     
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    release New Member

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    You left out an "h".

    I still immediately laughed when I saw the title, so wrong forum or no, I derived some joy from it. Interesting though... at one point my long-term college girlfriend (now ex) thought we were one of the couples who took shits with the bathroom door fully open. I walked by and noticed her and she was reading a magazine, I put my head in the door and said, "No." while shaking my head, I turned on the bathroom fan, hit the lock on the inside of the door and shut it. I didn't care about farts at all; it's involuntary for most and it's usually a sign of healthy eating habits.
     
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    Norton lets them do dooooooo t on him.