My wife farted in front of me for the time yesterday..

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  1. SneakAtoke

    SneakAtoke Active Member

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    We've been married ten years and i swear to god this was the first time i heard her pass gas.Not a fan...i'll never look at her ass the same!...Yup,im a naive asshole.
     
  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Been with my wife for 14 years. Never heard a fart come from her
     
  3. aerostern

    aerostern Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Its a mans world...
     
  4. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    Just wait till she hears you fart. Thats when the shit hits the fan.
     
  6. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    I have a buddy who competes with his wife for worst fart... cant even fathom that.
     
  7. jimbronie

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    Hi Howard. Lol!
     
  8. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    [video=youtube;DBDvprzpW6c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBDvprzpW6c[/video]
     
  9. HorsetoothBeth

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    My husband will rip one and the smell will hang over my head for hours... or he'll plop down on the pot every morning and I swear the walls are vibrating from his butt trombone. But I let out a dainty toot and he'll act like I killed his mother.
     
  10. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    An audio clip will allow us to determine if it is in fact a "dainty toot." Thanks in advance
     
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    just wash it from your mind. it may take some time though.
    she sounds like a good woman.

    to few and far between.

    by the way, did it smell like roses? mine said hers smelled like roses, but thankfully, i never got the opportunity to find out.
     
  12. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Somehow I picture Yucko and his wife of 4-6 months doing this, as it was their only thing in common.
     
  13. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Gross.
     
  14. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Wait till you pull out a plum one time...
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    How do the sheets look?
     
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    Pristine white as always.
     
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    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    The wife has this need to Dutch oven me....usually around the end of the month, I laugh cause honestly I don't care lol
     
  18. itpdude

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    Seize the moment, make her feel humiliated, and go for anal.

    ATM is also on the table.

    I smell opportunity.
     
  19. Mazley

    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    Prolly also smell broccoli from the night before.
     
  20. Rescued Owl

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    Rude Little Pig. You better straighten her ass out and make sure that she really gets it.
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