My wife gets upset when I sweep the kitchen foor.

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  1. Bro

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    Because I pick her shit up off the floor and put it on a chair. Like 5 pairs of shoes.

    :facepalm:
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Do you live where it's rainy/snowy? I live where it's dry 99 percent of the time and if someone left five pairs of shoes in the kitchen without there being any snow or rain I would sweep their leg.
     
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    Leadz gets yelled at for shoveling snow
     
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    It's not like I hide her shoes. I just put them on a chair.
     
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    i throw shit into a big pile. like a pyramid.
     
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    Matthew has sex all the time, motherfucker!

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    It started because i said the floor need to be mopped and I would do it tomorrow.

    Then it escalated to the shoes.

    She picked up her shoes and swept the floor. :yes:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    That's fucking disgusting. Shoes in the house is disgusting, never mind on a chair.
     
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    LOL @ leg sweep
     
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    WTF are you doing? No wonder she's pissed. You're taking her job from her.

    Go buy her a new broom, and tell her it's all hers. :smile:
     
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    my mother would beat you senseless, not for moving the shoes but for putting them on a chair (or table) it's some crazy old Italian superstition :jj:
     
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    I would take my assault weapon and shoot the fuck outta those shoes
     
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    and irish. bad luck and it's fucking foul.
     
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    bump
     
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    it's amazing how many cleaning products I have but she doesn't appear to clean.

    I cleaned out under the sink and found 6 containers of clorox wipes. All full. What ever happened to a soap and sponge? Now we need wipes to wipe down everything.

    I have a case of swiffer pads that never get used. BTW swiffer is the biggest scam going. it doesn't clean shit. It cleans a floor that is already clean.
     
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    My father-in law yelled at me for putting my hat on the kitchen table. he was like, a hat is the dirtiest thing ever. He then proceeded to let his small dog sit on the table. :facepalm: