My wife hasn't left her room in 7 hours

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  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    She woke up sick, has been in bed since last night, only came out for about half an hour around 3pm. She apparently saw her shadow and went back to bed.

    At what point to I need to go upstairs and place a mirror under her nose? Not that I'm worried, I just want to make sure it looks like I was concerned if there is any trouble and an investigation is required.
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Sorry to hear Elias.

    Can't blame her for staying away for you and all.

    Just sayin.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    izz she a Blackhawks fan too?
     
  4. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    no stench yet? if not she must be still alive.
     
  5. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    what do you have to say for yourself?
     
  6. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    And why exactly is this a problem? Seems like a win-win situation to me.
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Nothing why?
     
  8. Super Mario

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    I think its time to call the exorcist there is only so much you can do at this point with out divine intervention:rip2:
     
  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I notice you have 5000 doubloons if you wanna play poker.
     
  10. eliasbboy

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    Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying it's all bad. I just keep hearing the 48 Hours episode about this and the reporter keeps saying, "So your wife doesn't leave her room for 12 hours, and you NEVER think to go check? Can you see how that sounds suspicious?" And then the camera pulls back to reveal I'm being interviewed in a prison library.
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    tahmorrow I will play...
     
  12. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    i already miss you. :boohoo:
     
  13. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I was sick with a 108 degree temp, constant vomiting, and migraine headache and she didn't talk to me for 2 days. She gets "annoyed" when I'm sick. I have ruptured discs in my back and I came home from work early one day because my legs were numb and I kept tripping at the jobsite. Again, I got the silent treatment for 2 or 3 days. I don't know what is must be like to have someone make you soup or a cup of hot chocolate when you're sick. Usually I just pretend I'm fine until she goes to sleep. That way I don't get the "sigh". My sympathy tank is currently on empty.

    We already weren't talking after last night so the quiet time is nice.

    I told her this morning that after the night we had last night she was suffering from a sever case of Karma.
     
  14. GSD

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    She got the flu?
     
  15. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I don't know about the flu, but she's got ESP. She just slithered downstairs and is now interrupting elias time.:shitfit:
     
  16. nazdrowie

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    happy wife, happy life...
    happy wife, happy life......
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I never missed you Powder. Go away.
     
  18. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    that almost hurt my feelings. :fuck:
     
  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Fuck off you albino cunt. You suck.
     
  20. ohnoes

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    Dude I'm pretty sure you mean 106 temp. Over 107 for any significant amount of time you die.