my wife is 40 and she doesn't use any of that botox shit.

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  1. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Howard proclaimed today....
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Suuuure.
     
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    He lied again?????



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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    She doesn't use any of it, it's used by a person at "Grandma's house". You have to understand the precision that Howard uses...

    "My hair is all natural" - natural from someone else.

    "I don't color my hair" - Toni does his hair, so of course HE doesn't do it.

    And so on.
     
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    She doesn't need botox thanks to Howard's heavy-handed smudge tool.
     
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    Not any of it, all of it. :dadance: She uses so much she gets food poisoning afterwards.
     
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    Only Maryann, Bobo, High Pitch Eric and whoever else I'm forgetting that shows up for his Letterman/Couric/etc. appearances believe that shit.
     
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    yet
     
  9. NotMyBro

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    this is her natural face?

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    hahaha. then she's fucked up more than we suspected.
     
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    I hope for Beth's sake she's had an industrial sized vat of botox, otherwise she's a stroke victim
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  11. Lou Cypher

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    Really, Howard? I can almost pinpoint when she started using it. Or perhaps her skin just spontaneously loosens and tightens and loosens again all on its own? And let's not talk about missing the DogCatemy Awards one year after an unfortunate visit to "Grandma's". :rolleyes:

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  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Her nostrils and eyes are way off center.
     
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    Was that the year that her nose bone was shaved between her wonky, too -small beady eyes and the tip was refined?
     
  14. Lou Cypher

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    Yeah, that middle picture was some of her first work, I think. She looked like she was in pain and nothing on her face moved. :wtf:
     
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    Damn good thing Howard declared he is a habitual liar on national television.
     
  16. Lou Cypher

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    He's not fooling anyone. At this point, he's using more botox and fillers than she is.
     
  17. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Seriously. What is with his insane compulsion to lie?
     
  18. Rob0729

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    Beth doesn't use botox. She bathes in the blood of forty virgins.
     
  19. Lou Cypher

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    It's a sickness and it seems to be getting worse. He must think that whatever he repeats enough will become true, or he's testing to see if anyone's brave enough to call him a liar. What a way to live. :(
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Oh my god how I wish someone would call him a big crazy wig-wearing liar.