My wife is a loud walker

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  1. The Cunt

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    So this morning. I do a wake n bake and start watching a show about medieval alchemists and start nodding off only to be awoken to the sounds of stomping around.... this wasn't the first time I have noticed it and she's not doing it on purpose but jesus fucking christ she sounds like big foot walking around.. she says she can't help it but I beg to differ
     
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    She just fat. :ohno:
     
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    Tell her to walk on her fucking tip toes. No reason to be a loud obnoxious cow.
     
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    The other day I was at the dentist and a Mexican lady came in and sounded like she had hollow legs. Everybody stopped and looked at her. She knew it too and tried to walk softer but she was still echoing off the walls. I figured it was her heels
     
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    not now, Tater
     
  6. The Cunt

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    Far from it

    I have told her in the past heel to toe
     
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    My wife does that too and she's not that heavy. I call her stomper.
     
  8. The Cunt

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    my wife is still loud even bare foot.. we do have hardwood floors but still....
     
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    And my former Chinese assistant used to shuffle. All these bitches need to learn to walk.
     
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  11. The Cunt

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    So I'm not the only one... it's fucking annoying isn't it?
     
  12. The Cunt

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    did that lastnight
     
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    Heel to toe is the problem. She's coming down hard on that heel, and there's no give there. She should land on the ball of her foot. It cushions and your foot will actually work like the shocks in your car. Help tone her calves too. Can walk virtually silently. Even over 200 pounds.
     
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    It's a notice me move.
     
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    My wife does everything loud.
     
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    Both my brother and one of my friends' kids does the same thing.

    Like Herman Fuckin' Munster, thunder-stomping across the living room, up the stairs, etc.

    Neither of them could sneak up on a deaf person. :jj:
     
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    I was just watching her this morning with one eye open on the sofa and she's not really doing heel to toe but it's more of a flat stomp
     
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    VERY. She says it's the hard wood floors but she's much louder than me.