My wife just walked into my office to tell me Jack Black is dead

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  1. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    she said he fell to his death while shooting a film in new zealand

    :facepalm:


    i looked her straight in the eye and said:


    "you are an idiot"




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    Everyone falls to their death in New Zealand.
     
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    is this true? :eek:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    yep

    brad pitt died there 6 months ago
     
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    no but mrs. einstien thought it was
     
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    i'm going to New Zealand
     
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    There's a pile of dead celebrities at the bottom of that cliff. :bigcry:
     
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    There goes all hope for a Gulliver's Travels sequel. :nocheer:
     
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    why are these celebs mountain climbing anyway
     
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    sips wife is dead inside
     
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    Because it's there.

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  12. newcastlefan

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    if he fell he would have been high at the time. he probably would have survived.
     
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    and that story is from 2010
     
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    this is also the woman that once heard the phone ring and picked up the iron and burned her left ear
     
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    hows her ass though?
     
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    Show us your wife's tits
     
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    there is enough to go around
     
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    I am not seeing the love towards mrs sippy!
     
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    as long as she didn't burn it with the iron