My wife never poops..

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  1. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Sorry still can't get over how ridiculous this statement is!

    3. Constipation:
    Almost everyone is constipated these days. Did you know each of us should be having one to three bowel movements a day to be at our best? "When we go several days without [going number two], it could indicate a blockage, tumor, or prolapse in the colon," says Dr. Kathy Gruver, author of The Alternative Medicine Cabinet. "This should be checked out by a physician."

    Howard is so FULL OF SHIT....ooops I mean his wife is FULL OF SHIT :)
     
  2. sludge

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    Maybe that tumor I have been praying she will get has finally arrived.
    I wonder if she has her dog walker scoop her poop too.
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    She saves it up for parades.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...beth is fine howards the one thats fulla shit.
     
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    :shit::D
     
  6. Wigless

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    That gif is so disturbing but I can't stop watching it.
     
  7. Jack Shit

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    Actually, she shits in a plastic bag when Howard isn't looking and adds it to her collection in her giant walk-in closet in Chimneyville. You'll find them adjacent to the bags of barf she fills after each and every meal.
     
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    You saw that chick that pukes and hides her bags in the closet on Intervention didn't cha?:cheer:
     
  9. Robert Higgins

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    Dr. Sarno cured Beff of any need to move her bowels.
     
  10. Nemo

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    Hopefully her only west coast shit was taken at the tattoo place.....and she had to go get the key at the gas station next door.
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  11. Hamptons Ranger

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    Maybe it's cancer.

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  12. dawg

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    If that were really true she would suffer from serious colon infections.
     
  13. Dlist

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    "She eats a ton" and "she always eats chocolates"...sorry Howie, she is an anorexic bimba trying to live up to your standards....she will hate you in the end.
     
  14. Peau de Soie

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    Of course she hates him in the end -- she's all backed up there!
     
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    If Beefie ever got therapy, she would so see what a dyfunctional relationship they have. We all see it.
     
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    Well, I was just looking for a badumptish, but okay.
     
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    I always took it as a metaphor...like her shit don't stink. She can do wrong. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She's AMAAAAZZZZINGG. :rolleye2:
     
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    Howie is in the delusional world that his wife if perfect, she doesn't shit, doesn't have cellulite, doesn't have crows feet, eats like a bird...he can't stand real life.
     
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    i think the condom Nacho lost while fucking her up the ass is blocking the shit from coming out
     
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    Yeah. Must be true. Just look at his photoshops of her. All blurry and so little reality to most of them.
     
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