My wife said the only reason I'm into selana gomez

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  1. baltimore mike

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    Is because she looks 15 and she called me a fucking old perv :wtf:
     
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    I don't think this is true
     
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    She's got your number, pal!
     
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    Your wife looks 15 and Selena Gomez called you a perv?
     
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    She probably meant ariana grande
     
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    :no:
     
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    I missed her I'm on the shitter
     
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    She looked fappable
     
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    did you remind her that gomez is not a little boy?

    sure gomez looks 15 but no way looks like a boy so what would your interest be?
     
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    Damn
     
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    :jew:
     
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    OMG, there was just a commercial on with her, and my husband goes, "I just don't get all the hype about her....she looks like a chipmunk!"

    :haha:
     
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    Is there any other possible reason to be into Selena Gomez?
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    I just took a huge @HAL
     
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    You jacking bro?
     
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    she is correct
     
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    I wish
     
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    I'd eat her ass
     
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