My wife's Chex Mix

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Has been tearing the ass outta me for the last 2 weeks. I think she put too much Tabasco in it or some shit and is try to kill me.

    How do I rectify this?

    Do I maim her? Keep eating it and hope my colon explodes? Throw it out? Eat moar?

    Any and all suggestions are welcomed. :asshole:
     
  2. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I have the self-control of a moth on a light bulb, so I say dig in and dutch oven the old lady til her eyes bleed.
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I was thinking more of just shitting Chex Mix on her chest. I am so refined.
     
  4. TYSON

    TYSON New Member VIP

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    Stop complaining and just eat it ya fag. Be happy your wife made a snack for you.
    Some of us have to go to the market, buy premade shit and eat at home alone.
    :mad:
     
  5. Bro

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    Rectify. Heh Heh

    Rectum? Damn near killed him.
     
  6. Bro

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    Yeah!
     
  7. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Imma shit on Wings chest too

    Well played, Bo.
     
  8. mingmen

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    I eat hot sauce all the time but have never had a burning anus from it. True story. Does this really happen?
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I think she is trying to kill me Ming. It is killing me but I can't stop eating it.
     
  10. mingmen

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    seductress
     
  11. k4D3t

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    a cayenne pepper chaser each time you eat it will alleviate your suffering -- the pepper has to be inserted anally, however, or it won't work -- use of rubber gloves is optional ;)
     
  12. deverrant

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    I decided to try a new kind of coffee (I buy the bags; whole bean or ground). It was Starbucks Caramel flavor. I buy Starbucks coffee from time to time without a problem. Well, this particular flavor was delicious, but gave me the worst heartburn EVER- like almost immediately.
    But I'm like "This fucking 9oz bag was over $10. I'm fucking using it, dammit!" So I did. I just had every cup with a side of Rolaids.

    ...so that's my input. :dontknow:
     
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    Hmmm... can the cayenne be administered via hampster?
     
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    You put hot sauce in your cereal? Instead of milk or with milk? :puke:
     
  16. Wing

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    :guns:
     
  17. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Imma give u a "Cleveland Steamer".

    Lay down.
     
  18. Wing

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    Dance, biotch! :6gunz:

    *runs away*
     
  19. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I'll keep it clean with a "Hot Carl" then.
     
  20. Wing

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    We're going to Carl's Jr?! :nooo: