My wife's daughter croaked

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  1. Snort

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  2. Snort

    Snort Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Gold

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    Lyman Good is back is the UFC :wtf: Dude couldn't get on to TUF. 205 prelims are stacked!
     
  3. Capn Crud

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    Speaking as an owner of a dick. Sometimes they have a mind of their own. Boners popping up for no reason. When I was in my teens the sound of panties hitting the floor would bring me to attention and stay there until it's mission was complete.

    As I've gotten older I'll get hard just as quickly but if I'm not receiving any direct stimulation it will sometimes die back, occasionally to a completely flaccid state. Maybe it's an age thing, maybe a blood pressure thing, maybe I should get a checkup.

    I have also found that I don't have the same reaction to porn as I did when I was younger, I can look at it, enjoy it on a mental level, but won't really be hard until I take myself in hand.
     
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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Don't make any jokes about child sized coffins or the entire thread will be deleted.
     
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    Say that to my face!
     
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  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Child sized coffin
     
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    I hope you brought a child sized body bag!
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I wish people would quit making fun of British people's teeth. It's just a myth. It's not funny anymore, they are just like us. They have access to the same dental services that we do.
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    My brunch was delicious.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    Roger is partial to soft boiled eggs.
     
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    Yeah? Well, he's a rabbit so......
     
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    James Motherfuckin 007 Bond