My wife's daughter croaked

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  1. Snort

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  2. Snort

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    Lyman Good is back is the UFC :wtf: Dude couldn't get on to TUF. 205 prelims are stacked!
     
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    Speaking as an owner of a dick. Sometimes they have a mind of their own. Boners popping up for no reason. When I was in my teens the sound of panties hitting the floor would bring me to attention and stay there until it's mission was complete.

    As I've gotten older I'll get hard just as quickly but if I'm not receiving any direct stimulation it will sometimes die back, occasionally to a completely flaccid state. Maybe it's an age thing, maybe a blood pressure thing, maybe I should get a checkup.

    I have also found that I don't have the same reaction to porn as I did when I was younger, I can look at it, enjoy it on a mental level, but won't really be hard until I take myself in hand.
     
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    Don't make any jokes about child sized coffins or the entire thread will be deleted.
     
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    Say that to my face!
     
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    Child sized coffin
     
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    I hope you brought a child sized body bag!
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I wish people would quit making fun of British people's teeth. It's just a myth. It's not funny anymore, they are just like us. They have access to the same dental services that we do.
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    My brunch was delicious.
     
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    Roger is partial to soft boiled eggs.
     
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    Yeah? Well, he's a rabbit so......
     
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    James Motherfuckin 007 Bond