My wife's water broke

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  1. No. 2 Pencil

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    Waiting around in the hospital, wasting time with my new besties here in The Bar.
     
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    Shit mult! Kill it!:killit:
     
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    Congrats on the birth of your little Ticonderoga.
     
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    Fuck you Dave and I hope she shits herself as she pushes out the demon spawn
     
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    Thanks for the support
     
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    Start a contest thread where you post pics of her vag and we guess how many centimeters her cervix is dilated.
     
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    I hope it's black and you are left standing there looking like a cucked jackass.
     
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    No problem.
     
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    Sup bra :mrpeanut:
     
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    Congrats Pencil!!!!!
     
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    My son's lullabies will be cuts from Far Beyond Driven
     
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    Thank you

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    Don't forget this gem

     
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    That song makes me want to tear someone's face off!
     
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    Never forget :usflag:
     
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    Pantera, Roseland Ballroom c. 1990... Stole my mom's car, parked illegally, had no ticket... Not only did I talk my way in, I got first row -- hanging on for dear life on the security barrier, snatched a set list, and didn't get a parking ticket!

    One of the greatest small victories in my life.

    True story :slick:
     
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