My Youngest Turns 20 Today

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    I am now officially older than dirt.

    :eek:
     
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  2. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Nope, not yet. That happens when you become grandpa. :confused:
     
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    This should go well...
     
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    :console:
     
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    With all due respect....who gives a fuck
     
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  7. Divorce Chicken

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    Just get a younger wife, some kittens and a closeted berry-faced man-toy.
     
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  8. mape

    mape Well-Known Member

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    Good for you.....my only & youngest just turned 3 months yesterday and I am 47......o_O
     
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  9. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Wow, you got me beat. I can't imagine having to do all that again at 47. :thumbup2:
     
  10. Ben Dover

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    My youngest turns 17 on March 1st. I can see the child support window slowly closing, I've been paying for him for the last fifteen years.

    So glad I don't have any little rugrats anymore
     
  11. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    That child support thing has always been a big ? for me.
    Everyone hates paying it, yet it supports their child. Is it because of mistrust in how the money is spent or ?
     
  12. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    I have two grand daughters already :nooo:
     
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    Absolutely mistrust. I know she doesn't put it all towards him.
     
  14. Ta Ta Toothy

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    I have four. Two girls. Two boys.
     
  15. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    Mistrust in how the money is spent. My ex wife spent mine on alcohol and cigarettes, while my kids walked around with holes in their shoes. So I paid for their day to day needs on top of child support.

    Motion is filed, so she will be paying me very soon.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Anyone having kids nowadays is insane.
     
  17. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Well that's a nice pick me up, thank you to you and Krinkle !

    :)
     
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    Perhaps that's why anal seemingly has become less and less taboo
     
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  19. Krinkle

    Krinkle What?

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    You're welcome :beer:
     
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    :bday:
     
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