My Zagats review of 5 Guys.

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  1. Bro

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    Don't order the fries.
     
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    The cheese burger is tremendous.
     
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    Is it Chriza sized?
     
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    Beet is not gonna pay that much for a silly burger
     
  6. Bro

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    It turns out that a burger is actually a double patty. So if you want a single burger, you have to order the "Little Burger." No wonder Americans are so fat.


    The south has officially invaded the North.

    1986: The first Five Guys location opens in Arlington, VA.
     
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    If only this tubby had red hair.
     
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  11. Doug Masters

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    fat fucks up in this shit :facepalm:
     
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    never tried it, but i'll remember this review when i dine on a burger from there.
     
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    That avatar is too much lead. That would be like being with a man.
     
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    really?

    ..I like it :dontknow:
     
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    Agree 100%, the burger is awesome but the fries are average at best.
     
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    :weird: Yeah really. Come on look at the arms. That isn't a woman, that's a man, man. Seriously, is a strap on optional?

    Just busting your balls lead.
     
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    Doug Masters ok

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    I love chicks that lift...everytime I see chicks lifting at the gym it's a total turn on...I guess it's just me and no, there will be no pussah2 action on my part happenin
     
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    #1. :jj:
    omg how clever. how do you do it, glom? you the best!

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    I prefer Smashburger. I thought 5 Guys average at best.
     
  20. klu

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    Haven't tried them yet.

    I make phenomenal burgers at home, so I'll pass.

    Thanks for the warning, Bro.

    :kitty: