That reminds me of Jack Handey: "I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like the top thing you can do."
She's an Okie by birth, so she... What the fuck would an Okie do when they're happy, anyway? Move away? She already did that.
we watched that comic last night My sister and brothers were just talking about the Italian lunches our mom used to send us to school with
i dont know why but that dude made me laugh my ass off. when he was talking about poisoning the critters in the garden it brought back fond memories of my grandfather shooting cats out his window.