Mysteries of the Bar

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    1 does Geo speak with a Texas drawl and occasionally fire off her six shooters when she is happy?
     
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  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    That reminds me of Jack Handey: "I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like the top thing you can do."
     
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    :jj: WTF?
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You must know Jack Handey, right?
     
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    The SNL dude?

     
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    She's an Okie by birth, so she...





    What the fuck would an Okie do when they're happy, anyway? Move away? She already did that. :dontknow:
     
  9. LonghornJ

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    They smoke meth when they're happy... and when they're sad.

    They smoke meth ALL THE TIME
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    She peppers her speech with "YEE HAW!" a lot.
     
  11. Mlaw

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    bobtraw saves another thread
     
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    ODERUS is HERE
     
  13. Benham

    Benham Still Better Than You

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    settle down.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    we watched that comic last night :rofl: My sister and brothers were just talking about the Italian lunches our mom used to send us to school with :jj:
     
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    I'm attracted to geo
     
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    i dont know why but that dude made me laugh my ass off. when he was talking about poisoning the critters in the garden it brought back fond memories of my grandfather shooting cats out his window. :jj:
     
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    I'm attracted to Benham
     
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    I'm attracted to Mlaw
     
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    geo once got stuck in a cavern and had to chew her own arm off to get free.
     
  20. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    You dont zay..
     
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