Naked and Afraid

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  1. Diogenes1

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    Why are all the men in that show whiny pussies?
     
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    Because they are naked which makes them afraid.
     
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    I've jacked to it.
     
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    I don't watch reality shows for the most part... but this one I found myself hooked on.
    And yea, it seems like there's rarely a pair that are evenly matched when it comes to ability, work ethic, resilience, etc.
    And you're right... it's often the woman who knows her shit, or at least has the perseverance to keep it together.

    ...except (the last episode?) of the last season, where they had two pairs that eventually met up. That blonde chick was AWFUL. Easily the worst contestant ever.
     
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    I wish it was just 2 females.
     
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    they should issue the unblurred versions... well they can keep the males blurred.
     
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    Unblurred would be awesome. Even if they're gross it would at least be entertaining.
     
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    I've watched this a couple of times and it seems the first thing the women worry about is covering their vajayjay :grad:

    I would also like to state that after 2 days and nights naked in the wilderness I would be crying like a giant faggot for my warm bed and a cocktail :jj:
     
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    i love that show so much. cant wait for the new episode :cheer:
     
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    ive wondered about dirty water and dirt getting inside them
     
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    The first thing I'd do is fashion some sort of shoe. :grad:

    ...and yes. They can each bring ONE outside item. I'd bring a big ol' handle of vodka. ;)
     
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    oh a shoe for sure. one person brought a pot and i thought that was smart. they always bring a knife and a fire starter but none of them can use the damn thing
     
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    This is a good point. Or bugs. I'd freak out if bugs were on my ladyplace.
     
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    serious question:

    would you rather have a bug in your ladyplace or Chriza in your ladyplace?
     
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    Sounds funny but I've actually thought about this... my dad is a welder/fabricator. If I were on this show (which I never would be) I'd have him fabricate me some sort of multi-function knife/scissor/spatula/striker implement and I'd bring that.
     
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    i think theyre in Cambodia tonight
     
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    How is this a serious question?
     
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    :dontknow:
     
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    that last show she had a leech on her vagina, and he had one on his balls

    serious question: if she was starving for protein, wouldnt blowing him be better than nothing?
     
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    she would feel the bug more :giggle:
     
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