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    theguardian.com
    Naked attraction: the apocalyptic rise of nude dating shows
    Stuart Heritage

    That’s it. There’s nowhere left for the dating show to go. Between TLC’s Undressed and Channel 4’s Naked Attraction, the entire genre feels like it’s reached its natural endpoint.

    We’ve had shows like Blind Date, where desirability is judged by personality. We’ve had shows like Take Me Out, where desirability is judged by physical appearance. And now we find ourselves at a terrible new dawn, where desirability is judged by genitalia.

    Undressed puts two strangers in a room and makes them undress each other before they sit on a bed and get subjected to a hideous Clockwork Orange-style barrage of orders from a giant faceless screen. Meanwhile, Naked Attraction – which starts tonight – promises to present its subjects with a cavalcade of naked strangers and ask them to pick the sexiest.
    Undressed puts two strangers in a room and forces them to strip.
    Undressed puts two strangers in a room and forces them to strip. Photograph: Getty Images

    Aside from a thin veneer of slightly unconvincing psychological grounding to validate the nudity, that’s it. Naked Attraction is barely even a dating show. It’s Am I Hot Or Not. It’s a knobbly knees competition. It’s a place where your parents can validate all the unspoken disappointment they ever felt about you. It’s going to make Sex Box look like The Ascent of Man.

    It feels like we’ve painted ourselves into a corner here, doesn’t it? How can anyone keep making dating shows any more, now that there’s a programme about people picking willies from a lineup? Unless ITVBe surprises everyone by commissioning a series where two crying strangers are forced to have sex at gunpoint in a dungeon, that’s it. The bottom of the barrel has been located. Dating shows: completed. Well done everybody.
    Has the dating show reached its natural endpoint?
    Has the dating show reached its natural endpoint? Photograph: Getty Images

    Being the slightly less nude of the two, Undressed is actually slightly more tolerable. It’s exploitative, yes, and I’d never watch it by choice, but it also has a touching intimacy that I wasn’t fully expecting. The series doesn’t shy away from the sheer embarrassment of being undressed in front of a stranger, and the vulnerability of the subjects – especially the subjects who aren’t preening, gym-sculpted twentysomething dullards – is what noses it above the competition.

    These people realise that nudity is weird and shameful, and that it should be hidden from a prospective romantic partner until the last moment possible, long after the point at which they can politely back out. They understand that nudity is humiliating, because it is, and the parts of the show where the contestants work through their anxiety over this is much better than the rest of the show, where they tend to just get barked at by a Twister-obsessed Jumbotron.

    But perhaps my natural inclination to equate Undressed and Naked Attraction to the death of all civilisation is premature. I remember thinking something along the same lines when Take Me Out debuted six years ago. Like Naked Attraction, Take Me Out judged people on a single aspect of themselves. Nobody likes that. And when, in the case of Naked Attraction, that aspect is their flabby arse or lopsided boobs or fear-shrunken penis, your first instinct is to dismiss it as cheap and one-dimensional.

    But (and I mean this within the parameters of lowbrow Saturday night ITV entertainment), Take Me Out grew up. It stopped simply being about what people looked like and became more about who they were. It grew a heart. And perhaps Naked Attraction can do the same thing, once its gimmicky premise flames out. Only then will it become a show to be taken seriously. And only then can the dating show move on to another new low. Celebrity Naked Attraction?

    Naked Attraction starts tonight on Channel 4 at 10pm.
     
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    You posted the whole article! :cheer:
     
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    This would have been an awesome thread a few months ago before we all discussed this.

    The search button can be found in the upper right.
     
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    Couldn't care less about whatever this show is, but @skylarbrie posted more than a link, so I don't mind that it's a repeat thread.
    Shows tremendous growth
     
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    I've finally taken back control of my life, as payment, i was required to make a blood sacrifice of a rescue cat to the Illuminati, thanks beth
     
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    Whatever sorcery that was involved is immaterial.
    What's important is that you started a proper and respectable thread ;)
     
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    ...but it's a post about nude chicks and she didn't post a picture. I think this may be just as bad.
     
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    They should just have the show "I Fuck Before the First Date" just to one up everyone else.

    Two contestants undress and then fuck before introducing themselves and going on their first date.

    All these naked shows are meaningless since US TV will blur, pixelate, or censor the best/worst parts.
     
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