Naked Couple Arrested In Booze- Filled Joyride…...

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  1. teehee

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    Naked Couple Arrested In Booze-Fueled Joyride:eek:

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    When officers pulled over the vehicle, they found Alexandria Mauer, 24, behind the wheel eating a slice of pizza,o_O according to WKYC. Her passenger, 33-year-old Kenneth Gillespie, was cradling an open beer can between his feet.

    Both were “without a stitch on,” police Capt. Guy Turner said, according to the New York Daily News.

    Police ordered Mauer and Gillespie out of the car and told them to put clothes on. Gillespie only had a sweatshirt and underwear with him, so police gave him shoes and an old pair of jail pants.

    Mauer refused a breathalyzer test and was arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated. She was released into the custody of a relative, but jumped out of the car on the ride home. Police found her wandering along the road two hours later and arrested her for disorderly conduct while intoxicated, according to WKYC.

    Gillespie, who was on probation for drug possession, was arrested for disorderly conduct and public indecency, as well as an open container charge. He later urinated in the back of a police cruiser, according to ABC Cleveland.

    We don't wish to cause alarm, but it seems that naked driving might be turning into A Thing, possibly because the warm weather is finally here. In May, Michigan policearrested a naked woman after she led them on a five-mile chase while driving on the wrong side of the road. Fortunately, the woman, Jessie Schwaub-Devault, had left her husband and child -- who were also naked -- at a rest stop before taking off.:eek:
     
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    Yuck..Don't their sweaty naked butts get stuck on seat...:eek:
     
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    Tattoos are cool.
     
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    She could possibly pass as normal, him, not a chance.
     
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    she sounds like a lot of fun
     
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    nothing says "do nothing ex-con loser" like a face tattoo.
     
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    not florida?????
     
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    Better leather seats than cloth-covered in this situation, I suppose. But can you imagine getting into the car after it's been in the sun for a few hours? Talk about roasted nuts...
     
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    Who here hasn't driven naked with a beer between your feet? Freedom baby!
     
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    Is there a full body shot of the gal, so we can determine how serious the crime was? :bigthink
     
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    Kind of hard to operate the petals that way!:c
     
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    Guarantee there's some meth in the blood, too
     
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    Ohio? I thought it would be somewhere in the South
     
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    :no: guilty as charged.

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    So that's what they're calling it now ? Pizza ....:)
     
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    Boy do I have egg on my face. I just convinced my boss to hire that fella' to run the taxation and M&A division. Real up-and-comer I said. Straight outta' Stanford with all the pluck in his step that we could handle. Looks like I have some 'splainin' to do. :(
     
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    ...not after the seats have been glazed by whitney cummings.
     
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    Seems like a fun couple...
     
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    it's never the hot girls like in the movies. never, never, never.

    Fuck my life.