News Naked dancing woman on top of big rig ties up 290 traffic in Houston

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  1. dawg

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    A woman dancing nude on the top of a big rig held up traffic for two hours Monday morning, snarling the mid-morning commute for miles along westbound US-290.

    The bizarre incident began around 9 a.m., according to Harris County Sheriff's Dep. Thomas Gilliland, explaining that a naked woman wandered into traffic on US 290 near Huffmeister, causing a three-car pile up.

    Shortly after, she climbed onto the top of a large, 18-wheel big-rig, where she remained for more than an hour. Camera footage from bystanders captured images of the woman screaming at authorities, before fire fighters finally coaxed her into a ladder truck basked around 11 a.m.



     
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    she looks like a big rig..
     
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    Lena Dunham?
     
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    Need to see a DNA test before I can accept that that's a woman.
     
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    PCP is a hell of a drug !
     
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    Could be worse. She could be shooting shotgun rounds at passing cars.
     
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    Glad it wasn't my truck. She's bid enough to crush the cab.
     
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    Who's gonna pay to get the dents out of that roof?
     
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    thank god for those brave fire fighters
     
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    I was gonna complain about the blurred out pic but on second look...
     
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    have they confirmed it wasn't actually a gorilla yet
     
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    Where is the police shooting when you need one ?
     
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    I'd rather take my chances with the shotgun if I were there. I'm glad the pictures here are blurred out.
     
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    Apparently the crazy gene is carried in the fat cells.
     
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    No. Her nude dancing is worse.
     
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    uncensored plz