News Naked Florida man throws infant over 8' high fence

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    What do we think he as on? Meth of perhaps a touch of the clap?

    Naked man tossed infant over 8-foot fence, cops say

    Christal Hayes
    A naked Longwood man was arrested Thursday after police say he threw an infant over an 8-foot-tall fence.

    When officers responded about 7 p.m. Thursday they found a man sitting on the ground without clothes outside a home on Talmo Street, just north of State Road 434 and east of U.S. Highway 17-92, an arrest report said.

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    Neighbors had called 911 dispatchers to report the man, Richard Harris, 31, was running around naked with an infant in his arms but when police arrived, the infant was no where to be seen.

    Officers found the 4-month-old child and discovered Harris had hurled the infant over a privacy fence, said police Lt. Clint Gioielli.

    An officer asked Harris what was going on and he replied by "yelling random words and phrases" along with throwing "handfuls of grass and dirt," records show.

    Harris then jumped up, yelled at the officer and pushed him several times, police said.

    Arnold Palmer Hospital for Children in Orlando for minor cuts and is listed in stable condition.

    The relationship between the man and the baby was not disclosed.

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news...y-injured-longwood-arrest-20160923-story.html
     
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    Cut the guy some slack, he's retarded. He's even wearing his helmet in his mugshot.
     
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    Is that marky marks other retarded brother?
     
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    I gotta do this again...

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    Babay babay baby ohhhhh.
     
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    If David Spade and Marky Mark had a child.
     
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    exactly what I was thinking, that is a scary notion! but 100% true
     
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