Naked Woman Attempts To Rob Convenience Store.....

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  1. teehee

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    Naked Woman Attempts To Rob Convenience Store: Police

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    A woman in Charleston, West Virginia, accused of attempted robbery didn’t have to be strip-searched: She was already naked.

    Police got a call early Thursday morning about a robbery at the One Stop convenience store at the same time they were responding to a call about a naked woman in a nearby parking lot, according to MyFoxDC.

    Turns out, the One Stop was really one stop to solve both complaints: Officers found a naked woman later identified as Drema Setliff, 30, hiding in the store's electrical closet.


    Witnesses told police that Setliff walked into the convenience store carrying the towel, grabbed the female clerk by the hair and demanded that she open the safe, the Charleston Daily Mail reports.

    A witness opened the store door so the cowering clerk could flee. The unidentified witness stayed until deputies arrived. For reasons that are unclear,Setliff stayed and hid in an electrical closet where deputies found her, according to WOWK TV.

    Setliff allegedly told the deputies, "Take me to jail," according to the Associated Press.

    Setliff was carrying a towel, but not using it to hide her naked body, according to Corporal Brian Humphreys of the Kanawha County Sheriff’s Department.

    “But from what I understand it wasn’t being used to cover her. She was just holding it,” he told WVMetroNews.com.

    Humphreys suspects drugs or alcohol may have been involved, according to WVGazette.com.

    They did as requested, and booked her on charges of robbery.

    Authorities attempted to arraign Setliff on Thursday morning, but she came in crying and refused to talk to the judge, WSAZ TV reports.

    The court will try it again on Friday and her bond will be set at $50,000.
     
  2. Beth143nacho

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    What a boob!
     
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    Where was she planning to put her haul...:chair:
     
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    You don't want to know, you don't want to know.
     
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    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Matey...............Why everyone knows the booty would have to go in............................Her twat:)
     
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    Thanks Obama
     
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    Drugs and alcohol may be involved........:bigthink
    Hmmmm. you don't say ? :belch:
     
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    GLguygardner "That guy's the drizzling shits!" VIP Gold

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    So guilty
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    What was she takin?
    Crystal meth maybe?
     
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    When I saw the title I was hoping for video, when I saw her pic I was happy there wasn't.
     
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    i wana see
     
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    Her family must be so proud! (In West Virginny I do mean that literally)
     
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    What a dummy
     
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    I always click links like this and hope the girl is hot. They never are.

    I want girls that look like this to do all crimes in America from now on. Got it you fucking slug-looking not-hot criminals?

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    Whats the big deal i did that a couple of times myself. Happy Easter Every 1
     
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    Wow...she has teeth:eek:
     
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    I'm thinking PCP
    It's still around the DC area and it seems to make people want to get naked and do crazy shit when they smoke it.

    And of course Guilty !
     
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