Naked Woman Jumps Out Boy's Bedroom Window

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/woman-jumps-out-window-after-sex-with-minor-675432

    FEBRUARY 11--An Arizona woman jumped from the second-floor bedroom of a 15-year-old boy after his mother caught her cavorting naked with the teen last month, investigators report.
    Keri Gonzalez, 34, broke her ankle when she crashed to the ground outside the residence in Marana, a town 30 miles northwest of [​IMG]Tucson.
    According to the Pinal County Sheriff’s Office, Gonzalez snuck into the home after the boy’s mother fell asleep. The boy said that he and Gonzalez consumed alcohol she had brought to the home, and “had sex twice that evening†before his mother caught them in bed, deputies reported.
    The boy’s mother told investigators that she awoke around 2 AM on January 21 to “knocking sounds by the stairs and on the wall.†When she sought to enter her son’s room, the door was locked. When her son subsequently opened the door, his mother spotted “a naked female crouching down on the floor between the bed and wall. The mother yelled at the female to get out of her house.â€
    After gathering her clothes, Gonzalez exited via the window. The boy’s mother spotted Gonzalez “limping as she walked down the street away from the home,â€deputies noted.
    After fleeing the home, Gonzalez later returned to report to the boy’s mother that she had broken her ankle. The teen’s mother recognized Gonzalez as a “family acquaintance†whom she had previously caught “flirting†with her son.
    During a January 25 police interview, Gonzalez, who had a cast on her ankle, provided a deputy with “information which helped to verify what the mother and victim had said occurred.†She was later arrested for sexual misconduct with a minor and providing false information to police, and booked in to the county jail, where the above mug shot was taken. (1 page)
     
  2. Joe Bauers

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    15 year olds are hot , Robin.
     
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    I bet he threw her out yikes
     
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    Pfff! Are ya kiddin' me? 15 year old boys will fuck anything...
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    where the fuck were these horny bitches when I was 15?
     
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    i'm the only guy not getting laid evidently
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    More AZ sex fun.

     
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    fuck why is it always up to me to ask the important question....

    Mud shark??
     
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    This ugly beast is guilty guilty guilty
     
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    Not like I had in mind.

    [​IMG]
     
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    This
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    [video=youtube;2GRuURIX7Ds]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GRuURIX7Ds[/video]
     
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    That's quite the 34 yr old. :scream:
     
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    BensheHe?
     
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    Yeah that thing struck me as BenShe
     
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    Thank you God! :c
     
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    Jeez...ya gotta love crazy white trash
     
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    You realize you are on the same message board as Gary Puppet, right?