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name 3 reasons why your not gay and 3 reasons why you may be gay

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike known madman

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    1 im not attracted to guys
    2 i think about chicks 24/7
    3 im macho

    1 i like tranny porn
    2 i like stuff up my ass now and again
    3 i like a guy taylor swift and pink songs
     
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    BleedingGums Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fatty da lying faggot :point:
     
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    baltimore mike known madman

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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    1. I love dick
    2. I love big hairy men with muscles
    3. Girls irritate me

    1. I do find girls to be beautiful.
    2. I rather believe girls know their way around the female body better
    3. I can ALWAYS beat up another girl, so I'd never be scared if I went gay
     
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    baltimore mike known madman

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    nice
     
  6. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Well-Known Member

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    4. I talk with HAL about masturbating constantly.
    5. I want to rape HAL.
    6. I considered both Chriza and HAL to be my Butt Bois.
    7. I am obsessed with BBC.
     
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    1. I like dick in every hole.
    2. I love the way men smell, especially if they work hard.
    3. I like rough hands on my soft skin.


    1. I rarely have a hetero dream
    2. I flirt heavily and sometimes make out with chicks when I am drunk.
    3. I am a mad chick magnet. :cool:
     
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    Ditto
     
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    You are something else Wing....I think you should be cloned for the benefit of all mankind.....
     
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    Nantrax VIP Extreme Gold

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    :bs:

    You think about the sausage all day long
     
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    baltimore mike known madman

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    do not
     
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    Three reasons I'm not gay:
    1. I love cock
    2. I love masculinity
    3. A woman could not fulfill my needs long-term.

    Three reasons I might be gay:
    1. Baltimore Mike
    2. Baltimore Mike
    3. Baltimore Mike
     
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    1. I love women's bodies; they give me boners.
    2. I do not dress well.
    3. I have never had anything in my ass other than a doctor.

    1. I like IKEA
    2. I like wine.
    3. I own a Smith's album.
     
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    :jerk:
     
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    i only see six items that suggest you are a fag
     
  16. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Obviously, a reversal is in order for me and "my people!"
    Why I am:

    1. Crazily sexually attracted to men
    2. I don't like girly parts
    3. Boobs have zero effect on me


    Why I might not be:

    1. tequila makes me an equal opportunity slut
    2. My idea of fashion is clean clothing and anytime someone mentions fashion, i want to punch them
    3. I do NOT dance
     
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    1. I'm extremely attracted to women and I appreciate their feminity very much. I've put myself at unreasonable risk several times for women that weren't even really worth it
    2. Most of the times I've been the happiest in my life were when I was with a woman
    3. If I'm honest about my life, my end goal to everything is to get laid with hot women

    1. I consider some men attractive (although thinking about actually doing something with them makes me nauseous)
    2. I'm sensitive, I cry at sad movies and get emotional about shit
    3. I like chocolate




    That's poetry.
     
  18. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    1. I love dick
    2. I love big hairy men with muscles
    3. Girls irritate me

    1. I do find girls to be beautiful.
    2. I rather believe girls know their way around the female body better
    3. I can ALWAYS beat up another girl, so I'd never be scared if I went gay
     
  19. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to deverrant again.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD. Twice. Gold

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