Name a more scumbag, despised profession than telemarketer

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    Perfectly legal professions only. What professions are the lowest of the low?

    Some might say lawyers but people argue that they provide a valuable service. Unfortunately that valuable service is to protect yourself from other lawyers.

    I'm having a hard time coming up with something.
     
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    XFINITY One salesperson.
     
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    vacuum cleaner salesman
     
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    Isn't that kinda like a telemarketer?
     
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    Fuckers come door to door.
     
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    Stage parent/manager.
     
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    Really? Ok, door to door salespeople are pretty scummy.
     
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    Is that a paying profession?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    not if you lived in a secured apartment building :c
     
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    I guess my own home isn't good enough.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    Those pyramid scheme assholes that approach you at random places like the gas station.
     
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    Many of the parents who manage their kids make sure they themselves get a cut of the kid's earnings. They're essentially pimping their kids, so I'd say it's a paying profession.
     
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    Yeah, pretty scummy but it doesn't affect others except for their poor kid.
     
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    when i was fresh out of college and unemployed a high school friend of mine invited me to one of their "meetings" telling me it was a job opportunity. I havent talked to the guy since
     
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    Definitely lawyer. A telemarketer is just someone making ends meet.
     
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    Where do I go to get my vacuum repaired
     
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    I don't know if they still do this but I remember when Scientologists used to go door to door trying to get you to take one of their personality tests. Then you had to go to their "church" to get the results.
     
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    i thought you just buy a new one :dontknow:
     
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    Vacuum cleaner repairman.
     
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    Any Ohio State coach.