name a time when you were told not to do something

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  1. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    and you did it anyway.



    what was the outcome?
     
  2. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    green penguins bump!
     
  3. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Broken arms
     
  4. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    A chick once told me not to cum inside her. I did. Nothing bad happened.
     
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Las night Tha Kid wuz told don post to dat hoe Engaged Chinken, Tha Kid did anyway yo

    Gangsta
     
  6. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    I was told "don't bet on the Washington Generals" but I did
     
  7. acagirl98

    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

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    don't talk out the window to your friends.


    the wooden spoon warmed my ass.
     
  8. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    yah

    she told me not to cum inside

    and i ended up with my first child :c
     
  9. Art

    Art Grandiloquent Bloviator VIP

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    I hate it when that happens...
     
  10. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    married my ex. :facepalm:
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    ^^^^ this ^^^^
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    I was told to stop gankin Tha Kid's swag.
    Did it anyway tho.


    Gansta.
     
  13. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    FAIL yo

    :owned:
     
  14. Double Blizz

    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Imma trendsetter
     
  15. HeinousMark

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    Yesterday I received some fine glassware via UPS and it had a sticker that said "For Tobacco Use Only!" but I am using it for other purposes as we "speak".... thus far the consequences have been a nice cozy buzz.


    [​IMG]
     
  16. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    When my gf can sense I'm trying to squeeze out a fart in bed she tells me not to but I do it anyways :pie:
     
  17. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member

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    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    Pretty much every day I am told to follow the official procedures. None of the official procedures are designed to be efficient; they are designed to slow work down so people with no talent or technical aptitude can attend meetings and still get paid even though they accomplish nothing.

    Every fifth day I stop following the process, get the tasks completed immediately and get a bonus.
     
  19. Racerx969

    Racerx969 Member

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    I work in a similar environment.