Name Beth and Buddy's New Book!

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  1. Roland Schwinn

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    As we all know, Beth is an accomplished New York Times Best Selling Author. Thus she obviously doesn't need any help when it comes to writing. But that doesn't mean the good folks here at the Shed are without some great ideas...

    Seeing that this model, tv host, charitable savior, overall saint of a woman has gotten herself another book deal with Simon and Shuster, what better chance for us to put on our thinking caps and help Beth come up with the title of her new children's book featuring the heroic cat Buddy!

    Here is my suggestion from the original book announcement thread...

    "Buddy: A Tale of a Cat And His Empty Eye Sockets"


    Come on team, lets put all the politics and bullshit aside for a little bit and come together for something real and meaningful. Let's help beth help cats!
     
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    How to make Money on the talk show circuit with Your Pussy.

     
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    Well that might be a bit much for the target demo and all but, i can't argue the appeal of its straight forward no nonsense approach. :up:
     
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    Beth Dumb and Blind
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    A Story About A Cat A Cunt And A Pussy
     
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    ^^^^^ That's it.
     
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    "Blind Buddy Basks in the Beauty of Beth's Brilliance"
    -How a selfless modoe brought light into the life of a handicapped kitten
     
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    Fuck yeah, some good ones there folks!

    I Was afraid this thread was DOA!
     
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    I keep thinking "what do you call a cat with no eyes?" But can't come up with the punchline. :uscratch:
     
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    That's the sum total text of the book.
     
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