Name one arbitrary thing about the opposite sex that pisses you off

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by ohnoes, Dec 12, 2010.

  1. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    I'm not a woman hater but I can't stand (especially a chick who's not that hot i.e. chunky, homely, old etc...you bitches should be thankful for flattery) when a chick rebuffs a compliment. I genuinely love complimenting women and generally notice things they've done (hair, nails, shoes, outfits etc.) that most dudes (I guess if you don't look like Brad Pitt you don't count) do not. Bitch, I don't expect you to fuck me (although it would be nice) because I said something nice about you. Karma is a mothafucka.
     
  2. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I hate when bitches fight back.
     
  3. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    So does Monk. :jj:
     
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    Don't get me started....:pissed:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I hate it when a bitch has built-up her immune system against chloroform!!!!! :pissed:
     
  6. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Chloroform's not needed when the chick doesn't think you'll kill her in her sleep and sell her organs for meth. :jj:
     
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    unimpressed2.gif
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    Farts and toilet scars.
     
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    Toilet scars? :scratch:
     
  10. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    If you had to actualy clean it you'd know what she meant.
     
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    lucky New Member Banned User

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    I'm shocked you, of all people, have trouble getting laid despite your best efforts. I'm no Lothario, but in the future you might want to avoid broaching the same types of topics a gay man would, such as how cute you think her shoes are. You should have told her how much "e-cred" you have, because that's usually a real panty-dropper. Also, mention how much you dislike fat and homely women, although you're no "woman-hater". Chicks love that.
     
  12. ohnoes

    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Dude...your poker hate's showing. Seriously, if you had some real insults I'd give you props but you're reaching just a bit too far now.
     
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    periods r gross
     
  14. lucky

    lucky New Member Banned User

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    I'll take that as a concession. Better luck next time.^^
     
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    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    Level>1...ok big boy. :jj:
     
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    lucky New Member Banned User

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    Please tell me your life is not so bereft of real achievement that you flaunt your message-board "level" as a measure of self-worth, because I'm starting to feel badly. Please, Snap, say it ain't so.
     
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    ohnoes New Member Banned User

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    OK and the reason you talk shit is? :jj: Please my nigga, at least have the sack to say who you were b4 you multed here. If you're actually original good for you. I really don't care. You're just some fag who talked shit about me after I owned you in poker either way. :jj:
     
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    Who do you think cleans the store toilet and every toilet in every apartment I've ever rented? :rolleye:
     
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    What are toilet scars?
     
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    Legs with razor stubble.