name something you were told as a child and it stuck with you over your entire life

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  1. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    whether true or false


    go
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    our PE teacher in elementary school said


    if you see those cheerleaders on tv some of them have small skin balls in their groin area like along their inner thighs
    thats from not stretching

    i still have no idea what the fuck he was talking about

    the creepy fucker


    but i still think about it everytime i stretch
     
  4. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    Don't pick your nose
     
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    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Something about growing hair on your palms from jerking.
     
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    I still ain't blind and I have been beating my meat for years.
     
  7. Billy Brown

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    Never trust a person that does not like dogs. (srs)
     
  8. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    This is normal. Im your uncle.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    If you touch a frog you will get warts.
    Don't walk under a ladder or horrible things will happen to you.
    If a black cat crosses your path, you are pretty much fucked.
    If a woman keeps a messy home, she probably also has a messy vagina.
     
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    There was this annoying guy at church that used to do the "I got your nose" trick on me EVERY week. I'd see him coming and KNOW he was gonna do it and I'd try to avoid interacting with him by hiding behind my mom. She'd tell me that was rude... "Say hi to Mr.Wasser!" so I'd come out to say hi and sure enough here comes the hand, about to "steal" my nose... AGAIN.

    To this day I hate people touching my face* or poking at my face. And I think Mr.Wasser is why.





    *except during sex
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    lol about the vagina
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,b,a,start
     
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    Contra, man.
    Contra.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Son, i love you like life itself.. i couldnot imagine the pain , guilt and regret if i wouldve flushed you down the toilet
     
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    "Be wary of the Blaeks..... For they own the night"
     
  16. jackie the jerk

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    Select, Start :grad:
     
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    Yep.
     
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    I was so lonely. :bigcry:
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    Never hit a Reggie in the head, you'll only break your hand and enrage the beast. Always hit him in the throat or gut.

    :dontknow: What can I say? I grew up in a racist suburban community.