Name something you're not ashamed to admit you cannot do?

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    ok, I can NOT make coffee (don't judge, I don't drink it!) OR rice for that matter,
    And because it just happened I cannnot for the life of me figure out how to keep the gas flowing at the pump with that little metal thingy, as opposed to me having to hold it! I'm totally embarrassed to ask anyone....:(
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Can't swim. :dontknow:
     
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    Doesnt it just go in a machine? Well actually i dont drink it either so i really wouldnt know all the steps either! I could probably figure out those K cups maybe?

    As for me i can NOT dive into water head first. I dont know why, my body wont do it. I guess i am affraid for some reason? When i try i belly flop. The closest i ever got was leaning over the side and just sort of rolling in. I always wanted to dive, and tried many times. :(
     
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    Craignor Bodymore, Murderland VIP

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    PlayImg Golf: I am the worst Golfer in the world.

    Quit playing 10 years ago, too frustrating to spend all the time anf money on it, lots of other thing I do well, and enjoy.

    I still play miniature golf though, and I rule at that!

    Sometimes people will ask me, "do you play golf? I say "yes, miniature golf" always gets a laugh.

    "A man has got to know his limitation"-Dirty Harry
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Cant get laid.
     
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    Everything
     
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    Me neither - I tried to force myself to learn once, but honestly I just don't see what the big deal is.
     
  8. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I am ashamed to admit that I cannot deal with people who cannot make coffee.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Me either..scared to death of water.
    It's lost me work.

    Fmutt
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Do an oil change correctly.. I can change a tire. Put in new break fluid or window washing fluid. All the other menial tasks of maintaining a car. But I always end up having to take the car to Walmart for an oil change. :banghead:
     
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    Might not be your fault, there is a small metal plate with grooves in it that the clip hooks on to that keeps the pump flowing.... some gas stations remove the metal plate so you can't use the clip.
     
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    I can't ice skate
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Ooooookkkkkaaaayyyyyy! How about if I tell you I make a mean dark and stormy, and a ridiculous lasagne???

    Don't care that you can't change oil, that's what "people" are for, however, YAY! with the change of creepy AV!
     
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    yahoo Well-Known Member

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    Create threads on Dawg's Saloon that ask trivial questions and yet get people to respond.
     
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    Sing karaoke....My singing voice sounds like a cat is being mauled by a pit bull.
     
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    I can't fly an airplane.






    Yet. :evil:
     
  17. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    You must be new/old around here, sir, the Saloon in now a Shed! :D
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Speaking of skating, where the hell is @LaserTilt ???
    Titsy?.?
     
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    Zero musical talent/ability even though I love music of many types. Can't sing, play an instrument or dance (not counting the spastic white guy moves).
     
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    i cant snap my fingers and got made fun by the other kids in my elementary school :crying: