name things you would try to do if you were mlb commisioner

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  1. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    heres a few of my list


    eliminate dh, it's not real baseball

    batters could only step out of the batters box once per at bat

    get rid of most interleague play, maybe have it once a year and that's it

    makes fines less hefty for charging pitcher, the more fights the better

    eliminate guaranteed money contracts, you earn when you play

    eliminate that new wild card
     
  2. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    splashwut
     
  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    time clock for pitchers

    no pitches for intentional walk

    DH both leagues

    tie after 12 innings are played

    expand playoffs to 4 more teams

    revenue sharing among all teams equally like NFL

    I'm a BB genius
     
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    banksy Kick butt buzz-cut dickhead VIP

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    mandate that all bat boys are like the Reds' Teddy
     
  5. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I agree.
     
  6. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker I'm gonna rock ya till it strikes the hour Gold

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    Put Pete Rose in the hall /thrad
     
  7. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Don't allow small market owners to pocket revenue sharing. They have to put it into the team or build up a war chest of cash if they don't
    use it the season they get it on signing players.
     
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    Double Blizz New Member Banned User

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    Allow steroids
     
  9. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    I agree
     
  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I like it. You shouldn't miss the playoffs if you're one of the top teams in the league while some shitty teams gets in because they're in a weak division.
     
  11. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    no pitches for intentional walk wouldn't work, pitchers would just pitch around, and why don't you like the intentional walk, never heard that before
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    resign as mlb commisioner
     
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    Retire the sport
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    i would almost say eliminate all wild cards
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :lol:
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    artful dodger would retire as mlb comissioner

    :scratch::scratch: okay
     
  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I like making them throw the four balls. I've seen wild pitches on occasion. I'm sure they feel more pressure throwing those intentional walk throws than an actual pitch.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    i'm all for the intentional walk, it's always funny when the guy up next hits a homer
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Especially if it's a pitcher.
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    Reorganize & pool all the existing players into either a Caucasian league, a Negro League, A Beaner league, or a Chink league ...and have the winners of each league play each other in a playoff tournament in the post season ...The final two teams vying to call themselves the Champion of All Races