name ways listening to howard has made you a better person

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by jaw_belize, May 28, 2013.

  1. jaw_belize

    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    we know how howard and beth are on a mission to save the world.

    name ways howard has touched and changed your life


    go
     
  2. Turkeyneck

    Turkeyneck Howard's got one, not me VIP

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    I tend to praise my employees and give them a bonus now and then when I've had a good week.
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I piss on my fan in my bedroom
     
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    I learned I no longer had to suffer with sweaty balls. My balls are now fresh and dry.
     
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    HatemanLives New Member Banned User

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    I actually rethought my work ethic when I was a kid listening to Howard in the 90s. I cringed when he yelled at his staffers for being stupid and lazy, and aspired to be the sort of person who valued hard work. After years in the work force I realized that most organizations are run by the same stupid people I'd loathed. Their only talent is usually a knack for politics and a refusal to leave without being fired.

    Im now worth well over seven figures...NOT
     
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    The old Howard made me more comfortable talking sex in public.

    The new Howard? I'm trying to think but nothing happens.
     
  8. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I never jumped off the GW bridge
     
  9. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    he made me laugh when i felt blue
    and gave me wings so i could fly
    and made me look at special needs people differently
     
  10. Stinkfist

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    I started using all of my disabled and mentally challenged friends as fodder for jokes and they eventually became alcoholics and junkies and some died and then when somebody told me that Dr. Drew had a friend die, I started telling everybody that he was a huge asshole.

    And then I started sucking up to every celebrity I could find so I could feel better about myself.

    I am now considering marrying a woman that would love me only for my money. I don't really care if she fucks me because I love thick chili can hung cock.
     
  11. Herc

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    Everyone who works under me directly at the International company I work for is not paid "Reggie Wages". Meaning they can afford much better than the $1 menu at McDonald's were JD is forced to dine at. I make sure of that. I also make sure they get a substantial Christmas bonus. Whether they are Christian or not . . . :coffee:
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    do these rules apply to Dan as well?
     
  13. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    Dan is not in the beverage business. He's in the Troll business . . . :)
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    I only hire jews.
     
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    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    It's never made me a better person, but we sure as hell have increasingly witnessed what a piece of garbage Stern is within the last handful of years.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    I thought the annoying guy at your work was Dan? Maybe I got the name mixed up.
     
  17. Herc

    Herc New Member

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    I thought you were talking about the Dan here . . . :eek:

    - - -

    P.S. You got a good memory. The Dan who used to work for me I was forced to let go because he was given chance after chance to improve himself. And he couldn't cut it . . . :)
     
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    Lutz
     
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    I keep the blacks in a cage :c
     
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    Brought me to this forum, which didn't really make me a better person, just made me aware that I am better than most.:finger: