Name your favorite Greek myth.

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I just found my favorite. It's a guy named Sciron. He sits on a narrow pass overlooking a cliff and commands travelers on the road wash his feet in order to pass. When they kneel down to wash his feet, he kicks them off the cliff into the ocean where they get eaten by a sea turtle.
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    :jj: wtf just happened
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I think I just had a stroke.
     
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    Hunter Pence's fiancé is Greek. So hot
     
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    Greek guys love anal
     
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    Tzatziki sauce is the fountain of youth
     
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    They're all good.
     
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    Jimmy the Greek was fired for racist comments made on the air. He claimed black athletes were better than whites because of their slave upbringing.
     
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    This guy is a Greek.
     
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    This makes schmoopy's gimps look like art.

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    I'm terrible with Greek history. It's my Achilles heel.


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    I finally got around to watching 300: Rise of an Empire. first one was better imo
     
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    I don't want to watch it because the first one was so good.
     
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    This probably isn't even my worst thread.
     
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    pitching or catching?
     
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    Apollo Creed
     
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    If you say Gyro instead of Yeero, please punch yourself in the face.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    The one about the female orgasm.
     
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