Name your Pet Peeves

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  1. Pickle Jar

    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    1. Assholes that always talk about themselves.
    2. Assholes that talk about how fuckibg wonderful and brilliant their kids are.
    3. Show offs
    4. Cheap Assholes
    5. Selfies with fish lip photos of ugly fat women.
    6 bumper stickers
    7. Starbucks assholes
    8. Fantasy Football faggots
    9. Race shit. Everything is too PC
    10. Assholes with beards that think they are hip
    11. CNN and Fox News
     
  2. peterfonda

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    Motorists who speed up in the next lane instead of letting you merge.
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Young comics
    young people
    egg foo young
    Young & The Restless
    Neil Young
    People with youngsters
    Youngstown, Ohio
    Yonge St.
     
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    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    Sometimes Max pees in the corner

    Oh you said pet peeves
     
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    -in no particular order-

    People with working limbs who don't return their grocery carts to the Corral/Front of the Supermarket

    People on their phones having conversations in public that they COULD be having in PRIVATE

    A general lack of Common Courtesy

    The "comments" section of EVERY internet news story (or YouTube clip) de-volving into a Race Issue

    Autoplay

    Compact fluorescent lighting

    [I'll probably think of more] :D
     
  6. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Guys that think they are so important, they can't relax on a 2 hour flight. They are on their phones up until the last second, then open their laptops, then back on their phones before the front wheel has even touched the ground.

    Relax Mr. LookhowimportantIam guy.
     
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    Terrorism
     
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    Attention whores who drive around bumping bass at full blast.

    People in restaurants who lick their fingers while they eat.
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Assholes that shove their phones in my face every 2 seconds to show me some stupis ass facebook post, pic, vid.

    Fuck you. I DON'T CARE.
     
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    Dusty, Jake, and Puma (he's only half-peeve)
     
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    Drama queens, I've got enough of them in my life. Men and women.
     
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    People who double park in front of an empty space
     
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    Aggressive drivers
    Single-Mom-Cunts in line at Walmart who talk loudly, and think anyone gives a sh*t about anything going on in their lives
     
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    Call me crazy but I hate when the wheels on parked cars are turned.
     
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    Stay the hell away from San Francisco then.

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    Special place in hell for those people.
     
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    1) Lateness
    2) People who say, "Yeah, I read that on Facebook."
    3) Social media in general is for queers.
    4) When my wife let's shit pile-up on the DVR. I get such a feeling fulfillment when I purge things from the DVR.
    5) Cigarettes
    6)Taking out the garbage.
    7) Heavy-cologned, hair gel, guy at the gym.
     
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    I hate it when you're trying to work and some dickhead asks you "Are we having fun yet?". The same dickhead will usually do this everyday, or even several times per day.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    A crowd in the meat section at the supermarket. I don't know why, but I need private time when purchasing beef and chicken.
     
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    People who get to the bottom of their soda and loudly slurp it out like they are sucking for diamonds.