Name your top 5 celeb chicks you want to hump right now

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Can you give me a list of ones that don't have herps or an STD for sure? Those celebrities like to whore around.
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    my list

    Kate Upton

    J law

    Maria Menounos

    Jessica Alba

    Katy perry
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Don't you dare ruin my sweet Maria!
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    I would paint her white :hhh:
     
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    Umm... who that bitch...

    With the...

    :bigthink




    Betty White.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I had a conversation about this with a chick the other night. Who gives a flying fuck about hot celebrities? I'm focused on chicks IRL who I might actually be able to cram.
     
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    Yesah
     
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    He's just trying to be social, you fucking prick. Why you gotta shut him down?
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    If he wants to be social he should walk up to the hot 19yo he saw working at the grocery store and offer her some dick. Seems like a better option than jacking off to Kate Upton pics, but maybe I'm just some kinda faggot.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I agree, he's usually the picture of cheerfulness and goodwill.
     
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    He has a wife and he looks like a loaf of bread. I'd say jacking to Kate Upton is the better move.
     
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    I supposed as a married guy he's better off fantasizing because his wife definitely ain't putting out.
     
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    I'm sorry for saying you look like a loaf of bread, @baltimore mike , but let's be real.
     
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    Big moike! You jackin', buddy?
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    naw
     
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    I don't worship celebrities like you sheep do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:schmoopysex:
     
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    Just male porn stars.
     
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    Can you name a woman on the planet that you want to fuck, Schmoopy?
     
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    Respect Whitezilla.:nono: