Names That Howard Purposely Butchers

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  1. AnnnndUmmmm

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    Howard seems to butcher a lot of people's names. Some are done for comic relief, while with others, it appears that he just can't seem to get them right, even though he will be corrected on them several times. Here are some examples that I can think of. Can you think of any?


    1. Milly Cyrus
    2. Courtney Cock
    3. Curtis and Cube-Eee
    4. Elegant Elliot Awfin
    5. Rhiannon
    6. Mylah Koonis
    7. Shy-Ah LaBoof
    8. Dr. Keith Abba-low
    9. Hayden Pannaterry
    10. Phillip Semen Hoffmore
    11. Ellen Degenerate
    12. Diana Dee-gwarmo
    13. Regis and Kelly-Lee
    14. Lisa Reeney
    15. Sarah Michelle Gellarrrr
    16. Kim Bass-inger
    17. Lord-Ass Ciccone
     
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    His wig tells him it's funny... But no, he know's their names, he's so goddamn obsessed with celebrities, you know he knows how to say their names... Honestly though, terrible post....... No offence.....
     
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    Thank you for your input, troll.
     
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    He does it to be funny. Although he hasn't been funny for a long time.
     
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    It's intentional. It's his way of down playing that persons level of fame...kind of like when stuttering john would ask people on the red carpet what they were famous for.
     
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    Angelina Joe-lay
     
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    I don't know if it's intentional or regional but the way he says Taylor, as in Taylor Swift, leaves much to be desired. I live in a state with no regional accent and when I say or hear Taylor it's pronounced Tay-ler. He pronounces it Tail (like a dog's tail) Er. Tailer. I know it's low hanging fruit, but it bugs nonetheless.
     
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    Sybian inventor, Dave ("Lambert") Lampert
     
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    Not a name, but I can't stand when he says, "Cro-mangin."
    How dare he make fun of the way Sal or Ronnie pronounce
    words.
    It reminds me of how he still goofs on Fooey's teeth even
    though he has piano keys in his own mouth.
     
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    "Shaaawwrries Baaaawwwrries" aka Shari's Berries.
     
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    There's a ton of examples of this. It must be intentional. The only one I can remember right now is

    Brendan Fraser =======> Brendan Frasier ("fray-zher," like the sit-com)

    Used ta bug the heck out of me.
     
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    Dan "Ackaroyd" Aykroyd
     
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    Everyone thinks that.
     
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    I mean, I suppose, but native and nearly native Coloradans like myself have no accent. It's actual and factual.
     
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    I run for cover when he uses anything with a K in it. Them teeth chatter.
     
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    BAY OON SAY
     
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    I can't not like Marilyn. Even though she died long before I was born, I've always wanted to bang her. Even when I was in 1st grade I wanted her. Weird. There wasn't any Marilyn memorabilia in my house either. I'm saying that I may like your posts simply for your av. Cheers.
     
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    Well, I suppose that's better than not liking my posts because I'm not evolved. ;-)
     
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    Vinager-ette. No wait, that was Beth. Sorry, I haven't listened for a long time.
     
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