Nantrax!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Mar 1, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Some help please?

    My oh-so-fucking-funny brother opted to send this weeks email transaction for rent - In FRENCH. I know that asshole can't read it either, he's just pulling my ponytails.

    What does this say?

    Pour vous déplacer sur les Solutions bancaires par Internet, n'utilisez jamais les commandes de votre fureteur ou vos favoris. Afin de réduire les risques d'erreur, utilisez uniquement les commandes situées dans la marge de gauche ou dans la barre de navigation du haut de l'écran.
     
  2. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    took 5 seconds using google translator

    "To move to the Internet Banking Solutions, never use the controls on your browser or favorites. To reduce the risk of errors, only use the controls in the left margin or in the navigation bar at the top of the screen."
     
  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Hes busy shaving and oiling up his Ferret
     
  5. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    To move you on the banking Solutions by Internet, never use the orders of your ferreter or your favourites. In order to reduce the risks of error, use only the orders located in the margin of left or the bar of navigation from the top of the screen.

    :hat:
     
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  7. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    French is very sexy!
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    NO! They spit a lot.
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thanks.

    Now I don't know what any of the options mean either.

    I'm going to snot on his pillows tonight. Rub a big greener right into his pillowcase, so when he laughs at me for this tomorrow - I'll look at his hair and appreciate the sheen.
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Annnndddd? :jj:
     
  11. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Why do you have this arrangement?
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Well they have horrible aim.
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :scratch:

    What arrangement?
     
  14. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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