Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Sep 4, 2012.
a true bro of the French People
Emperor Bonaparte was a baller in ever sense of the word, had an affinity for stuntin', and taught the world that pimpin' ain't easy.
Sounds like another shit mult.
if this is an attempt to troll me
Napoleon kept France so swoll you'd think it was stung by a bee. Though haters banded together from all over Europe and the world to take a run at his cheddar and enlightened ideals, their jellyness could never defeat a true mack daddy. The kings of Europe never learned to hate the game not the player.
In the end, it was not the coalition of suckas that defeated him, but the very Earth that he ganked from them.
[h=1]“This soldier, I realized, must have had friends at home and in his regiment; yet he lay there deserted by all except his dog. I looked on, unmoved, at battles which decided the future of nations. Tearless, I had given orders which brought death to thousands. Yet here I was stirred, profoundly stirred, stirred to tears. And by what? By the grief of one dog.
Napoleon Bonaparte, on finding a dog beside the body of his dead master, licking his face and howling, on a moonlit field after a battle. Napoleon was haunted by this scene until his own death.”[/h]
Napoleon was sent to Elba in exile. The Sixth Coalition of Player Haters thought they had gotten rid of him forever. What they did not know was that Napoleon was a pimp by blood, not relation, and would never admit defeat. Busting out of his personal island wasn't shit for the Emperor, and upon his return to France he amassed a huge crew of homies, including a crew of proto-Crips sent to ice him.
To finally defeat the true bro known as Napoleon, it took the largest posse of countries ever banded together.
After teaming up like straight bitches instead of fighting one-on-one like a man, the worlds Number One Stunna was finally defeated.
Napoleon was once again given exiled to an island where he was given the finest crib and a steady stream of hot hos to keep him occupied.
Short people, heh.
The Napoleon complex is named after French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. The conventional wisdom is that Napoleon compensated for his lack of height by seeking power, war and conquest. However, Napoleon was actually above average height for his time period, the average 18th century Frenchman stood at 1.6 m (5 ft 3 in). Historians have now suggested Napoleon was 1.68 m (5 ft 6 in) tall. Napoleon was often seen with his Imperial Guard, which contributed to the perception of him being short because the Imperial Guards were above average height.