WTF Naps. Possible for you?

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  1. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    I can't nap. On a plane, in a recliner, nowhere. I find it impossible to nap. Booze, no booze, tired, not tired, just can't make it happen.

    Any tips from professional nappers here?
     
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    Weed.
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    I think nearly everyone at the shed will agree that we all hate nappers.
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    Oh hell yeah. Love a good afternoon nap on the weekend.
     
  5. Tyler9258

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    I get drunk as fuck in airports and nap in planes
     
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    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    :crying:
     
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    Masturbation, it's like a tranquilizer
     
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    I'm like Monkey Boy. I can sleep anywhere.

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  9. Pussy Tendon

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    I tried that too! All that ends up happening is that I need to piss halfway through the flight!
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Only when driving 45 or less
     
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    Just gotta relax. Clear your mind, lean back, and close your eyes. If you're tired, the sleep will come to you.
     
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    Meditation. Clear your mind.

    I take many naps.
     
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    Only sleep for 5 hours a night......naps will come easily.
     
  14. John Mahlin

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    Me either. Probably the last one I took was when I was sick. I'm never sick. Also, as soon as the sun comes up, I'm awake. Doesn’t mater if I've had 6 hours or 1 hour of sleep.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    It's tough, but if you can figure out how to do a 20 minute power nap, you wake up feeling great. Anything past that, I feel like shit for an hour; so, I just stay awake. I haven't been able to figure out a way to consistently take a power nap.
     
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    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    That's about what I get every night. I couldn't take a nap if you put a gun to my head. The weird thing is I actually feel more awake and rested with about 2 hours of sleep.
     
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    i never napped until i was in my 40s. i'd goof on people who napped. then i found the joy of napping and realized i was the fool!

    these days i only sleep 5 hours or so so a good 2 hour nap is just perfect.

    i have no tips for napping other than i never have a problem with it when i :toke: !
     
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    If I get home from work, shower and start working on a project I am fine and feel good. If I shower and pimp on the couch with a dog on my lap I'll pass out for a few hours with no problem.
     
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    I find a nice shady spot under a tree and nap in my car during the work day for a half hour.
     
  20. John Mahlin

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    Even hung over I can't nap, I get to spend the whole day tired and fuzzy headed.
     
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