Narcissist Supreme Oprah Goes Glam For O Mag's 15th Anniversary Cover..

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    She has NEVER ONCE been off the cover of this mag in 15 years!!

    Oprah Goes Glam For O Magazine's 15th Anniversary Cover.......

    • [​IMG]Ruven Afanador
      They are sewing up my dress so you don't see my bra-ssiere," said Oprah, holding still so tailor Nile Cmylo could stitch the back of her elegant Xscape gown. "And Lord knows I have to wear a bra-ssiere. Bra is not a bad word, people!" Foundation laid, Oprah channeled her inner Elizabeth Taylor to vamp it up old Hollywood–style...until a new problem breezed in. "The wind machine is making my eyes tear," she said, before urging the crew to pick up the pace: "Let's shoot this thing!"
    • Dream Team
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      Fashion editor Jenny Capitain, Cmylo (stitching Oprah's dress) and hairstylist Andre Walker.
    • Nailed It
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      Manicurist Roseann Singleton and makeup artist Derrick Rutledge prep Oprah for the shoot.
    • Ear Candy
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      Amid a sea of colored earrings...

    • [​IMG]Sioux Nesi
      ...classic white diamonds from Leviev were the stars.
    • Chain Reaction
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      O creative director Adam Glassman peruses necklace options.
    • Brow Beat
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      Rutledge plays up Oprah's brows. (To try this look, use Lancôme Sourcils Tint Eyebrow Pen, $26; Sephora.com.)
    • C'est Chic
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      The elegant long-sleeved dress contenders.
    • Sparkle Plenty
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      Cmylo amps up the wattage of Oprah's on-trend navy gown by adding Swarovski crystals.
    • Screen Gem
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      "It's very iconic," said Oprah of the first-ever black-and-white O magazine cover.
    • Blown Away
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      Walker perfects Oprah's hair while photographer Ruven Afanador gets his shots.

     
  2. MrWarmth

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    Why didn't they just photoshop her head again onto Ann Margret's body? :rolleye:
     
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    Somebody should harpoon her.
     
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    She looks like a shaved bear.
     
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    Be a good day on earth when she is dead
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    I feel sorry for the magazines photo editors that need to spend countless hours in photoshop working on her.
     
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    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Just reinforces just how stupid, Ignorant, And unable to think for themselves her legions of Haus Frau idiots are................
     
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    Better wig than Robin.
     
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    sarnie I miss my Marvin! Gold

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    the airbrush must have been doing double duty..i give her 6 months before she balloons up again
     
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    Huneee why don't you have a crew when you take pictoes of meeee?
     
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    That picture sucks. She should have been doing snow angels in a bikini in her front yard Robin.
     
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    Note the frantic activity of a dedicated team of turd polishers.
     
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    Howard should start a magazine for beef and call it "B".
     
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    She could be Blobins sister.
     
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    ...lipstick on a gorilla. just go away and enjoy your money, dont worry about being beautiful. there are some things that money just cant buy.
     
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    I seriously won't be surprised if he does.
     
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    shes so rich