Discussion in 'The Bar' started by tomtom, Aug 21, 2012.
I'm told jesus healed them
I'm not a believer.
Jesus a pussy ass bitch
Belive or not. Come join us.
I'm proud of you tomtom
I saw jesus in a potato chip on tv once.
many. one occasion, ten at once. one came back and said thanks.
funny thing is, Moses in the Law provided for the cleansing of lepers, and the Messiah was to be able to heal lepers. huh. almost as though Moses and the prophets were talking about Jesus.
There was a Moses impersonator at the Five Guys I was at yesterday...staff, tablets, beard and robes. Yep.
real one's comin' back soon for a limited engagement
Thou shalt not eat anything over 800 calories?
Nowadays, Jesus is all "Fuck you, I don't give a fuck about your diseases....Die fuckers!!!"
He's like, "Damn you children at St. Judes sure are whiney little assholes"
well, they kinda are
Right, didn't they ever hear that footprints in the stand story?
"Those are the times I carried you."
srs, tho, Jesus took a bullet for you. you can't say thanks?
I remember this little girl down the street growing up, she was my age. She had a brain tumor and was getting chemo and radiation, and was bald as a newborn...She wore a wig most of the time, but sometimes it would get knocked off on the playground or something, and a lot of the kids would laugh at her and she'd cry and run try to hide. It was in 5th or 6th grade that she died, and left her family emotionally and financially devastated.....(srs)(true story)
Jesus was all
The funniest part is after all that, He probably sent her to Hell for ALLLLLLLLLL Eternity........