Nasty lepers

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by tomtom, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I'm told jesus healed them
     
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    He did. :coffee:
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I'm not a believer.
     
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    Jesus a pussy ass bitch
     
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    Motoflou New Member

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    fuckin' Mexican
     
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    Belive or not. Come join us.
     
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    Jew. :secret:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm proud of you tomtom
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I saw jesus in a potato chip on tv once.
     
  10. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    many. one occasion, ten at once. one came back and said thanks.

    one.

    funny thing is, Moses in the Law provided for the cleansing of lepers, and the Messiah was to be able to heal lepers. huh. almost as though Moses and the prophets were talking about Jesus.
     
  11. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    There was a Moses impersonator at the Five Guys I was at yesterday...staff, tablets, beard and robes. Yep.
     
  12. MatthewT

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    real one's comin' back soon for a limited engagement :coffee:
     
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    Thou shalt not eat anything over 800 calories?
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Nowadays, Jesus is all "Fuck you, I don't give a fuck about your diseases....Die fuckers!!!"
     
  15. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    He's like, "Damn you children at St. Judes sure are whiney little assholes"
     
  16. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    well, they kinda are :nocheer:
     
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    Right, didn't they ever hear that footprints in the stand story?
     
  18. MatthewT

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    "Those are the times I carried you." :tears:
     
  19. MatthewT

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    srs, tho, Jesus took a bullet for you. you can't say thanks?
     
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    I remember this little girl down the street growing up, she was my age. She had a brain tumor and was getting chemo and radiation, and was bald as a newborn...She wore a wig most of the time, but sometimes it would get knocked off on the playground or something, and a lot of the kids would laugh at her and she'd cry and run try to hide. It was in 5th or 6th grade that she died, and left her family emotionally and financially devastated.....(srs)(true story)

    Jesus was all :backlol2::owned:


    The funniest part is after all that, He probably sent her to Hell for ALLLLLLLLLL Eternity........
     
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