National Bacon Day

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Billy Brown, Aug 29, 2014.

  1. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Thinking big VIP

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    :woot:
     
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    Great.
    There's still time for me to go get some thick cut bacon.
    Not any of that Canadian stuff either.
     
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    Shit. We have to wait 18,200 years?
     
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    Congratulations Billy.

    YOur thread has just been nominated for the Wigtropolis spruce up award.

    Your thread along with several others are competing for the chance and opportunity of a spruce up from Wigtropolis.

    the winner will receive three to four humorous and witty posts to help put a charge into an otherwise dull and stagnant thread.

    Good luck to you and all the other contestants.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Not a big bacon fan
     
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    Year 20,214 is a long ass way off ..dunno if I'll be around then.
     
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    Congratulations Billy.

    You have won today's Wigtropolis spruce up award.
     
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    @jdwhatever
     
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    YO' MAMA IS SO NASTY...

    Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
     
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    egg and bacon walk into a bar. bartender says "we dont serve breakfast here!"
     
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    Q: Whats green and smells like bacon?


    A: Kermit the Frog's finger!source:
     
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    You're a fucking day early and a dollar short, William!
     
  20. wigtropolis

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    Why do pigs go to New York City?
    To see the Big Apple.

    How do they get up there?
    In pigup trucks.

    What are they warned to watch out for?
    Pigpockets.